SoloBickering

Small troubles (Apologies if the script order does not match the audio. The script appears in the order I played it out.) 33.1 the defense moves out   Time for the zero-level character generator! Level 0 Normal Human  (retainer) AC   9 [10] (unarmoured),   HP  2,  Att  1 × torch (1d4),  THAC0  20 [-1],  MV  120' (40'),  SV  D14 W15 P16 B17 S18,  AL  Chaotic,  STR  4  INT  15  WIS  6  DEX  11  CON  12  CHA  8   Level 0 Normal Human  (retainer) AC   10 [9] (unarmoured),   HP  2,  Att  1 × club (1d4),  THAC0  20 [-1],  MV  120' (40'),  SV  D14 W15 P16 B17 S18,  AL  Lawful,  STR  9  INT  12  WIS  9  DEX  6  CON  10  CHA  10   Level 0 Normal Human  (retainer) AC   7 [12] (leather armo...

  Will Ingle correct himself? First, do  Xantu  or Umbert correct him? Yes and, meaning both. He gets an advantage to the oracle. And with that advantage he blushes and steps back onto the path:   "Forgive me Ouzi you are an honest man. Ive been treating with knaves too often. No, we are not going to see the  iscount as far as we know. But we will appeal to the gray beards."     With this correction, it's timely to check in on the "reuniting" majority as they trek south.     CON checks for the three that had very little rest.  CiedPod  are not weary and are riding, so no need to make any checks for them.   Eryn 11   Jack 17 (fails)   Kylie 7   Jack is down a hp and -1. Luckily since he met Eryn he gets a ride on her palfrey, she can walk.      We are picking up with the last segment of travel to the foresters lodge.    Weather excellent, much fairer than normal. If there is an encounter, ...

Prologue   It is night of day 3 of waxing crescent for six of the party. In the halfling village Cied has resisted temptation. Pod has felt reassured and the pair are keen to get to irontown and report.       We stay with the main body.   31.1    Victory, but the forester's lodge is something of a ruin on one wall.  Xantu  brushes off the offer of healing, saying that it will mend itself.   "We should rest a short while then once the horses are fit to move, try to find the halflings"   "Wait!" - Kylie   "What is it?!" Jack, popping back from organizing the ropes   "Burnt ant guts... wards off more ant attacks.. carve the other parts..."   "Wait! This sounds..."   "If we can do it quick   ..."   "Umbert! See if you can get the fire going!"   "Hah let a dwarf see to fire!"     The party becomes animated. With no Pod to sound a fearful tone, they work hard despite the dark and cold. There ar...

  Let's get a brief picture of the magistrate. We already know they are rapid of information and business.    Mature woman,    Name Bifon   Dark haired, black-eyed, once thought a great beauty. Tutored in lands somewhat closer to the crown than these, but only to a simple standard. She principally understands the balance of power.     Now we know this, the remaining part of the picture is whether she has wandered into chaos: yes and is now seeking bribes not sound argument.     Does the ironwright guild know this? No   Does the adventurers Guild know this? No     The wright's pleader is Zeem Wiltz. Fat, ugly, and bad personality.   We will not say that Xantu is any of these, but nor is he the smoothest talker.     For the complaint (plaintiff)   "Mlady may I say how Radiant you are looking and with that the Wright guild makes complaint that ragtag wanderers known as adventurers broke the Guild law by co...